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Date:
10/23/2009 12:33:49 AM
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RE: Fuckity fuck...
"Oh Daaaaaaad!!! I took your advice and went out and got a job!"
"Great son! Doing what?"
"I'm in the oil industry!"
*tears* "Oh son! I am so proud of you!"
"Thanks dad!"
"And think of all of the money!"
"Wha...the recruiter didn't...oh, you mean the GI Bill after I get out!"
"Huh?"
"I'll be driving fuel trucks in Afghanistan!"
*FWHUMP* *Burning Chewy in cab of truck*
"Yep! There is nothing so fulfilling as having a job in Michigan!"
FIN
Fucking writes itself...
