Author: Tobey  < >    81.233.132.57 Use this link if you want to link to this message and its entire thread of discussion. Post a Msg
Date: 12/2/2009 9:33:08 AM
Subject: Fascinating...

Interview With a Female Necrophiliac

Did you usually attend the funerals of your corpse-lovers?

Yeah. It was convenient working in the funeral homes. I'd get to drive out to the cemetery with the family. I'd get to mourn right along with the family at the loss of that loved one. Except I was groaning in a little different tone! People can't really tell if you're grief stricken or passion-stricken. I've had members of the families put their arms around me and say, "We're so glad you could come!" Then you have to spin this big old yarn, "Yeah, I knew him in school...." If the guy didn't have a girlfriend in life they think you were ... "Oh, she's the one!"