Author: NecroFile  <...>    76.172.178.42 Use this link if you want to link to this message and its entire thread of discussion. Post a Msg
Date: 12/18/2009 5:22:41 PM
Subject: funny thing happend to me today...

i was at the toyota dealer, getting maintenance done to my ride. usually i drop the car off and walk down the street back to my home, but i decited to wait for my car this time in the customer lounge...

i step into a room with 3 macbooks fighting for electrical outlet space. 2 of them were macbook pros, the silver kind. the same exact models.

the only available space by the outlet was a black lazy-boy massage chair you had to pay money to receive massage from.
this chair is more eliviated than the sofas they had, and resembled more of a kings throne. right smack between them.

so i mount the towering throne and whip out my gigantic, high gloss 17+ inch hp laptop, which its GIGANTIC super bright high gloss crystal clear screen. it made the macbook pros look inferior.

so im booting this thing up, and im looking at the people im sitting in between out the corner of my eye. i suddenly get this funny feeling vibe radiating off the mac users. this feeling of arrogant false superiority.

i break the awkward tension by asking the FAGGOT to my right for the dealers network key, to which he gladly pulled for me. almost overwhelmed with joy that i gave him a real task to accomplish with his eight thousand dollar paper weight.

so while im nestled between the cauldron of fail, situating myself online and checking a few sites out, i then noticed the other 5 people in the waiting room all suddenly trying to passivley show off their expensive pda cell phones to eachother. as if they felt inferior to the laptop presence. it was so gay.

ok back to the arrogant macfags.
i decided to be a dick and troll the entire situation of the macfags and the cell phone douches.

i fire up diablo2 full blast, with my LOUD ASS crystal clear sounding laptop speakers, easyly over powering the noise emitting from the 54inch plasma tv in the room.

i have a lvl 91 toy GG summon necro (just for fun char, nothing serious, but with serious gear). this is perfect for noise making. especially with the swarms of fallens being beaten by my swarm of 30 skelle and skelle mages. its an orgy of thuds, death screams, spells, item drops, etc.

so after a solid 10 mins of pure a1 ass woopage, i fire up some opeth, lay back in the lazyboy and put my hoodie over my eyes, as if im relax-snoozing. got about 8 songs lined up.

i would sit up and glance over at everyone from time to time to catch this look of utter panic in their douche bag yuppie faces. i think i was just way too cool for them to handle at that very moment.

it was so gay.