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Date:
12/24/2009 9:53:23 PM
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So, what did you guys get me?
This is what I got you guys:
Tobey, since you just got a "new" computer, I'll give you a couple of sticks of 2MB EDO ram.
Jaime, you get a greencard, but you can only go as far as Texas.
Sim, I know sophisticated people like sophisticated gifts, I found you a very rare 1 peck bottle of 'berry blue typhoon' Hawaiian Punch which would also compliment the yuppie-preferred box of gluten & salt free crackers I also got for you.
Johnny, you get an alcohol-drinking blow up doll. You can call her Fender (Feminine Bender).
Bili, of course I got you gift cards to the Sign of the beefcarver. I would join you, but I think I'd probably prefer to eat next door.
BloodForum, I got you a pocket protector, and the first season of 'The Big Bang Theory'.
MS, I got you a friend.. A robot friend. You can't call him Bender, though.
Necro, you......
ILA, I got you a Chewbacca costume, because they were all out of the Princess Leia ones. Get over it.
muppet, wherever you are, I got you a paranormal activity detector watch w/remote control.