Author: madcows  <dfadsf>    68.61.180.153 Use this link if you want to link to this message and its entire thread of discussion. Post a Msg
Date: 12/24/2009 9:53:23 PM
Subject: So, what did you guys get me?

This is what I got you guys:

Tobey, since you just got a "new" computer, I'll give you a couple of sticks of 2MB EDO ram.

Jaime, you get a greencard, but you can only go as far as Texas.

Sim, I know sophisticated people like sophisticated gifts, I found you a very rare 1 peck bottle of 'berry blue typhoon' Hawaiian Punch which would also compliment the yuppie-preferred box of gluten & salt free crackers I also got for you.

Johnny, you get an alcohol-drinking blow up doll. You can call her Fender (Feminine Bender).

Bili, of course I got you gift cards to the Sign of the beefcarver. I would join you, but I think I'd probably prefer to eat next door.

BloodForum, I got you a pocket protector, and the first season of 'The Big Bang Theory'.

MS, I got you a friend.. A robot friend. You can't call him Bender, though.

Necro, you......

ILA, I got you a Chewbacca costume, because they were all out of the Princess Leia ones. Get over it.

muppet, wherever you are, I got you a paranormal activity detector watch w/remote control.