Author: Jaime Wolf  <q2b6>    187.131.44.16 Use this link if you want to link to this message and its entire thread of discussion. Post a Msg
Date: 3/2/2010 1:15:04 AM
Subject: FUUUUUUUU NOD32

So here I was watching a bluray version of REC 2 and about 25 minutes in, a totally obvious cheap scare is coming up, fer fuck's sakes there's blood dripping down from the ceiling and falling on top of the main characters' heads, how could you not see this coming?

So suddenly NOD32 decides it needs an update and annoyingly pops up a window over VLC, interrupting the movie. It's cool though, if NOD32 needs to update it needs to update so I don't sweat it and let it work, I also figure might as well do some other things while it finishes and just pause the movie for a while.

I write up some emails, finish up some stuff I've got open, check Blues News, etc etc...

Finally the antivirus is done updating, having completely forgotten what was going on in the movie, I press the global play key to start the movie back up, close the AV and the split second the window goes away, there's this full screen gigantic zombie kid in my face, all in glorious 1080p, shrieking in the most horrible fashion in glorious Dolby Digital while my audio receiver's volume control is set to 11.

I found out a couple of things today:

1. FUCK 1080p HD.
2. FUCK NOD32.
3. FUCK REC 2.
4. FUCK WALL CRAWLING ZOMBIE KIDS.
5. FUCK MY SHITTY MEMORY.
6. What was I talking about again?

Oh yeah. . . Anyway, the only other time I've ever gotten sucker scared this badly was while playing some old obscure PS2 game called Kuon, which by the way, probably only sold 2 copies ever because it sucks and I hate it. Screw the Japanese too.

What's the point of this post? I don't know. I guess it's my subtle way of saying that if I ever stop posting suddenly, one of these stupid movies finally caused me a heart attack or something. Don't steal all my shit at once plz.