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Date:
3/26/2010 6:56:39 AM
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Did I mention that M&B Warband Day
is March 30? For some reason, however, Steam won't have it until March 31. I'm not sure why.
If you're not sure whether you qualify for Warband, please check these criteria:
Who Warband is for:
1. People who already have M&B. (As I have notified you about various insanely cheap sale prices, I see no excuse for not already having this.)
2. Real men who like manly games.
Who Warband is not for:
1. Stupid people who have not acquired M&B. (If this applies to you, endure your shame.)
2. Small girls.
3. Males who are not sure of their sexual orientation.
4. Males who buy exotic chocolate or fruity beverages at Starbucks.
5. Males who play FarmVille on Facebook.
6. Males who have a Facebook account for any reason.
These are not difficult categories to sort through. If you do not qualify for Warband, please examine your manliness and make adjustments accordingly.
