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Date:
5/8/2010 11:12:31 AM
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RE: I bought a harmonica
Goddammit johnny.. First rule of the internet is - don't be like necrofile. And the last rule is to over exaggerate or completely lie about yourself, and accomplishments.
Now in my mind, you're fat, have a mustache, an eye piece, suspenders, and walk with a cane. Your floor is covered with animal fur from now extinct animal species. You like hard cider, and you play the trumpet. You were once given the opportunity to drive in a horseless carriage but declined.