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Date:
6/19/2010 8:36:52 AM
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RE: Well, I screwed that up...
" . . . and then we hiked two more miles to the Shell station so we could re-supply ourselves with Orange Crush and moon pies. We were down to our last bits and were eating torn-off shreds of our pants. My other toes started falling off so I had to bind my feet with duct tape, and then I had to carry two people on my back, which made it hard to fend off the pack of dire wolves. Good thing I was able to make a torch by cutting my hair and wrapping it around my fist. That hurt, but it was better than dying. The worst part was getting a fire going, but I was able to get sparks by scraping a credit card against my beard really fast. The view from the Shell station was worth it."
